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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/02/2004 by Axolotl
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I was ready to puke like a tumbled kitten.

I learned the hard way that you should never buy blow from a guy in a parka that smells vaguely of penguin guano.

When I woke up, I realized that I had just signed up for another four years at the DC peepshow!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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