[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 335 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:22Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:21Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:17Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:10Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:01Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:00Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:58Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:57Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:56Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:55Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:54Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:52Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:50Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:45Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:43Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:41Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:40Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:32Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:29Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:28Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:25Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:22Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:21Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:18Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:17Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:09Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:08Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:07Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:06Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:05Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:04Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:03Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:57Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:56Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:53Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:49Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:47Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:46Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:45Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:44Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:43Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:42Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:40Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:38Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:37Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:36Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:34Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:33Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:26Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:23Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:22Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:21Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:15Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:13Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:12Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:11Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:06Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:04Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:03Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:02Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:01Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:00Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:58Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:49Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:39Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:38Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:35Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:33Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:32Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:28Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:25Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:23Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:21Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:20Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:16Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:13Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:11Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:09Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:05Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:02Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:59Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:55Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:51Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:47Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:41Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:37Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:35Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:33Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:31Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:30Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:28Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:27Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:25Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:22Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:20Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:16Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:15Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:12Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:11Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:06Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:04Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:01Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:52Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:51Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:49Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:39Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:38Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:37Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:35Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:34Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:27Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:25Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:22Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:21Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:20Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:17Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:16Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:13Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:08Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:04Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:02Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:56Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:55Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:52Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:46Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:45Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:42Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:33Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:32Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:31Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:28Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:26Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:24Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:20Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:17Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:16Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:14Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:11Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:10Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:08Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:07Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:05Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:03Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:59Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:50Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:49Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:47Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:45Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:43Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:41Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:40Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:39Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:35Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:32Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:30Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:27Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:22Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:21Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:19Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:18Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:13Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:12Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:11Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:10Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:01Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:58Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:57Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:56Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:51Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:49Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:45Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:43Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:40Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:38Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:36Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:35Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:33Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:32Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:31Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:30Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:28Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:27Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:25Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:24Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:22Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:13Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:12Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:09Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:08Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:07Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:04Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:03Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:02Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:01Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:00Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:59Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:57Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:56Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:54Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:53Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:50Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:49Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:46Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:38Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:36Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:35Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:34Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:33Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:32Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:25Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:24Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:22Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:21Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:20Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:18Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:16Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:13Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:12Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:11Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:10Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:06Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:00Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:59Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:54Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:51Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:48Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:47Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:42Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:40Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:39Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:35Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:34Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:32Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:31Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:29Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:28Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:25Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:24Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:23Caption #796

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post