[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I woke up this morning wanting to kill everything in the world,

like some kinda wild animal, giving anything that stood in my way a good licking,

but all I really want is a hug.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 228 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:37Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:36Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:34Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:33Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:31Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:29Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:28Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:27Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:24Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:16Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:14Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:13Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:12Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:08Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:07Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:06Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:04Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:03Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:00Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:59Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:58Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:57Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:56Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:55Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:54Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:53Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:52Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:51Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:50Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:48Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:47Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:42Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:41Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:37Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:36Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:35Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:34Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:33Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:31Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:30Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:29Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:24Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:18Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:15Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:09Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:02Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:01Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:00Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:59Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:57Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:55Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:54Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:53Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:51Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:50Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:49Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:48Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:46Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:45Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:44Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:41Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:39Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:38Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:28Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:27Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:19Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:15Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:14Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:13Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:12Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:11Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:10Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:09Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:08Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:07Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:06Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:04Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:58Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:57Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:46Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:44Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:41Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:40Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:39Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:37Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:36Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:35Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:33Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:32Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:31Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:30Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:29Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:28Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:27Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:26Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:26Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:24Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:22Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:20Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:18Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:13Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:12Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:11Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:10Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:09Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:08Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:06Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:05Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:04Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:58Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:43Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:42Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:35Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:28Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:14Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:12Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:09Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:08Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:07Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:05Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:02Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:01Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:59Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:58Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:57Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:56Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:53Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:51Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:41Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:34Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:31Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:29Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:28Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:25Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:23Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:21Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:17Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:15Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:12Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:09Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:07Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:03Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:45Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:44Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:43Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:42Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:40Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:39Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:38Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:36Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:34Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:33Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:32Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:27Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:21Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:20Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:08Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:05Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:00Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:56Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:47Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:46Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:40Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:37Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:21Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:20Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:12Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:03Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:02Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:01Caption #107

Board [Post Message]

I am starting a petition to make hugs legal tender in all the countries of the world. After that I will be pushing for National Give Mort Ten Dollars Day.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Sorry am grumpy today. ::waves money In Mort's direction:: How come you don't have a donation button like a bunch of other website's Mort? I'd donate to the cause. (As long as you promise mischeif and mayhem as part of the bargin.)
<guyPaulo> If Mort wants money, all he has to do is put back up those banners he had last April 1st.
<Kumiho> ...those were real?
<Mort> Yes the banners were real, the revenue was not. I would never want ads or donations, $6.23 is not worth selling out for.
<apple juice is a verb> I had a complicated dream early this morning: one of those "running away from something" dreams, the climax of which involved my participation in a Hindi wedding ceremony.

The women and the men took turns doing gender specific dances and singing. When it came my turn to sing, I didn't know the words (naturally, being I was the only non-Hindustani present). One sympathetic participant tossed me a wallet, the inside of which, on a crumpled yellow post-it note, was written one word: Kirikana.

Is this a real word? What, if anything, does it mean?

<Carol> Didn't seem to match anything in Hindi but I got the following from an online Japanese converter.

Results for 'kiri': fog, mist; limits, end, bounds, period, place to leave off; paulownia tree; drill, auger

Results for 'kana': I wonder (id); how!, what!, alas!

<Carol> If you go with "drill, auger" for kiri, maybe it meant, "Oh no! I'm screwed!"
<ajiav> lol...from what i have been googling, there is some art technique called kirikana, which i think is like a gilding or leafing process, but i am not good enough with japanese to know for sure.

then, i thought maybe it actually were hindi, and my head had translated it into phoenetics i understood...so the closest hindi word i can find is pronounced 'kharakanaa,' which sounds like what I sung at the wedding, and the translator says it means 'to feel pinching pain,' or 'to run away secretly.' either way it was a strange dream.

<Kumiho> Maybe you're thinking that you secretly don't want the pinching pain of a big wedding?
<ajiav> I was at a big wedding a little over a week ago. It was traditional Western, and muy terrrible.
<obtuse> Hirigana and katakana are writing styles. Perhaps kirikana is SECRET HIDDEN FOG STYLE of writing.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post