Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I woke up this morning wanting to kill everything in the world,

like some kinda wild animal, giving anything that stood in my way a good licking,

but all I really want is a hug.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 294 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:32 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:31 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:30 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:29 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:28 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:27 Caption #-61

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:27 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:25 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:24 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:23 Caption #-70

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:22 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:21 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:20 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:19 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:18 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:17 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:16 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:15 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:14 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:13 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:12 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:10 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:09 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:06 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:05 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:04 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:03 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:02 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:01 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:00 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:59 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:58 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:57 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:53 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:48 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:46 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:43 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:36 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:23 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:22 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:21 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:20 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:19 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:18 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:17 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:16 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:15 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:14 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:13 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:09 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:07 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:05 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:04 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:03 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:02 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:01 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:00 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:59 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:58 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:57 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:56 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:55 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:54 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:48 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:47 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:46 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:45 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:44 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:43 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:42 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:42 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:40 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:39 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:38 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:37 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:36 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:35 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:34 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:33 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:32 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:31 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:30 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:29 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:28 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:27 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:26 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:25 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:24 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:22 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:20 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:19 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:18 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:17 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:16 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:15 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:14 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:13 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:12 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:11 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:10 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:09 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:07 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:05 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:04 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:03 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:02 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:01 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:00 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:00 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:58 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:57 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:56 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:53 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:40 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:35 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:27 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:20 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:18 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:13 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:08 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:05 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:04 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:03 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:02 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:01 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:00 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:59 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:58 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:57 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:56 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:55 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:54 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:45 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:36 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:32 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:31 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:30 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:29 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:28 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:27 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:26 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:25 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:24 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:23 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:22 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:21 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:20 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:19 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:18 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:17 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:16 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:15 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:14 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:13 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:12 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:09 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:00 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:59 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:58 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:57 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:56 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:55 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:54 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:53 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:52 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:48 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:47 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:46 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:45 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:44 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:43 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:42 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:41 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:40 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:34 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:33 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:30 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:29 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:26 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:23 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:21 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:16 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:15 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:14 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:13 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:12 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:11 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:10 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:09 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:08 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:07 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:59 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:58 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:57 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:56 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:55 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:54 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:53 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:52 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:51 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:50 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:49 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:37 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:34 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:32 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:31 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:30 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:29 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:28 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:27 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:26 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:25 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:24 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:23 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:22 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:20 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:14 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:12 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:10 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:09 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:08 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:07 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:06 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:05 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:04 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:03 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:03:02 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:56 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:55 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:54 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:53 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:52 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:51 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:50 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:49 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:48 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:40 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:39 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:38 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:36 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:27 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:23 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:13 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:12 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:07 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:03 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:02 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:02:00 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:59 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:57 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:55 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:54 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:42 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:31 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:22 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:14 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:13 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:09 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:06 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:05 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:01:01 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:58 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:55 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:52 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:48 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:45 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:44 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:38 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:37 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:36 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:28 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:27 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:26 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:25 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:24 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:23 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:20 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:17 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:14 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:10 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:07 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:00:04 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:58 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:57 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:51 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:49 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:43 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:42 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:33 Caption #332

Board

[Post Message]

I am starting a petition to make hugs legal tender in all the countries of the world. After that I will be pushing for National Give Mort Ten Dollars Day.

There are 11 messages for this day.

<Kumiho> Sorry am grumpy today. ::waves money In Mort's direction:: How come you don't have a donation button like a bunch of other website's Mort? I'd donate to the cause. (As long as you promise mischeif and mayhem as part of the bargin.)

<guyPaulo> If Mort wants money, all he has to do is put back up those banners he had last April 1st.

<Kumiho> ...those were real?

<Mort> Yes the banners were real, the revenue was not. I would never want ads or donations, $6.23 is not worth selling out for.

<apple juice is a verb> I had a complicated dream early this morning: one of those "running away from something" dreams, the climax of which involved my participation in a Hindi wedding ceremony.

The women and the men took turns doing gender specific dances and singing. When it came my turn to sing, I didn't know the words (naturally, being I was the only non-Hindustani present). One sympathetic participant tossed me a wallet, the inside of which, on a crumpled yellow post-it note, was written one word: Kirikana.

Is this a real word? What, if anything, does it mean?

<Carol> Didn't seem to match anything in Hindi but I got the following from an online Japanese converter.

Results for 'kiri': fog, mist; limits, end, bounds, period, place to leave off; paulownia tree; drill, auger

Results for 'kana': I wonder (id); how!, what!, alas!

<Carol> If you go with "drill, auger" for kiri, maybe it meant, "Oh no! I'm screwed!"

<ajiav> lol...from what i have been googling, there is some art technique called kirikana, which i think is like a gilding or leafing process, but i am not good enough with japanese to know for sure.

then, i thought maybe it actually were hindi, and my head had translated it into phoenetics i understood...so the closest hindi word i can find is pronounced 'kharakanaa,' which sounds like what I sung at the wedding, and the translator says it means 'to feel pinching pain,' or 'to run away secretly.' either way it was a strange dream.

<Kumiho> Maybe you're thinking that you secretly don't want the pinching pain of a big wedding?

<ajiav> I was at a big wedding a little over a week ago. It was traditional Western, and muy terrrible.

<obtuse> Hirigana and katakana are writing styles. Perhaps kirikana is SECRET HIDDEN FOG STYLE of writing.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post