[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I woke up this morning wanting to kill everything in the world,

like some kinda wild animal, giving anything that stood in my way a good licking,

but all I really want is a hug.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 89 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:23Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:22Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:20Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:18Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:17Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:16Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:14Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:13Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:10Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:09Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:08Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:07Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:05Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:04Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:03Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:02Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:01Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:00Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:59Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:58Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:57Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:56Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:54Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:52Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:41Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:38Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:37Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:33Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:29Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:28Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:26Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:25Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:24Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:23Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:22Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:21Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:16Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:13Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:12Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:11Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:08Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:07Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:06Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:05Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:04Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:03Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:02Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:01Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:00Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:59Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:58Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:57Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:56Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:54Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:53Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:52Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:50Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:48Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:47Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:46Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:45Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:44Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:43Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:41Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:40Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:39Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:38Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:36Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:35Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:34Caption #483

Board [Post Message]

I am starting a petition to make hugs legal tender in all the countries of the world. After that I will be pushing for National Give Mort Ten Dollars Day.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Sorry am grumpy today. ::waves money In Mort's direction:: How come you don't have a donation button like a bunch of other website's Mort? I'd donate to the cause. (As long as you promise mischeif and mayhem as part of the bargin.)
<guyPaulo> If Mort wants money, all he has to do is put back up those banners he had last April 1st.
<Kumiho> ...those were real?
<Mort> Yes the banners were real, the revenue was not. I would never want ads or donations, $6.23 is not worth selling out for.
<apple juice is a verb> I had a complicated dream early this morning: one of those "running away from something" dreams, the climax of which involved my participation in a Hindi wedding ceremony.

The women and the men took turns doing gender specific dances and singing. When it came my turn to sing, I didn't know the words (naturally, being I was the only non-Hindustani present). One sympathetic participant tossed me a wallet, the inside of which, on a crumpled yellow post-it note, was written one word: Kirikana.

Is this a real word? What, if anything, does it mean?

<Carol> Didn't seem to match anything in Hindi but I got the following from an online Japanese converter.

Results for 'kiri': fog, mist; limits, end, bounds, period, place to leave off; paulownia tree; drill, auger

Results for 'kana': I wonder (id); how!, what!, alas!

<Carol> If you go with "drill, auger" for kiri, maybe it meant, "Oh no! I'm screwed!"
<ajiav> lol...from what i have been googling, there is some art technique called kirikana, which i think is like a gilding or leafing process, but i am not good enough with japanese to know for sure.

then, i thought maybe it actually were hindi, and my head had translated it into phoenetics i understood...so the closest hindi word i can find is pronounced 'kharakanaa,' which sounds like what I sung at the wedding, and the translator says it means 'to feel pinching pain,' or 'to run away secretly.' either way it was a strange dream.

<Kumiho> Maybe you're thinking that you secretly don't want the pinching pain of a big wedding?
<ajiav> I was at a big wedding a little over a week ago. It was traditional Western, and muy terrrible.
<obtuse> Hirigana and katakana are writing styles. Perhaps kirikana is SECRET HIDDEN FOG STYLE of writing.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post