[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 100 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:12Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:01Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:53Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:52Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:36Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:31Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:21Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:07Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:00Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:52Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:43Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:38Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:32Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:23Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:12Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:05Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:47Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:38Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:30Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:29Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:22Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:20Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:08Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:03Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:57Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:45Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:42Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:33Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:31Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:30Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:09Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:00Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:49Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:32Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:23Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:20Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:12Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:55Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:46Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:27Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:14Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:11Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker05:14:08Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:57Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:51Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:42Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:31Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:22Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:14Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker05:13:00Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:52Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:45Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:40Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:24Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:14Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:12:01Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:52Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:50Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:39Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:31Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:22Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:18Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker05:11:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:53Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:51Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:43Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:36Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:10:16Caption #315

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post