[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Hump and Run: The naked defender humps the receiver at the start of the play in an attempt to throw him off.

American Football Terms

Fumble: When a breast carrier loses possession by dropping the breast; the first player to regain possession of the loose breast is said to make the recovery, and his team keeps the breast.



The Tight End: ...
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 329 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:31Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:28Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:25Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:24Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:23Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:21Caption #-71
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:20Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:16Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:14Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:12Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:07Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:04Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:00Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:57Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:56Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:53Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:52Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:50Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:48Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:46Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:44Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:43Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:40Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:39Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:37Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:36Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:33Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:32Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:31Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:29Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:27Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:26Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:25Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:23Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:22Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:19Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:15Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:14Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:12Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:10Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:09Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:08Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:05Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:04Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:02Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:01Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:00Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:58Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:55Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:51Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:48Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:47Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:45Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:44Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:41Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:38Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:36Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:34Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:32Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:31Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:28Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:27Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:25Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:24Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:22Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:20Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:17Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:14Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:12Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:10Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:08Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:03Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:02Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:00Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:56Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:54Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:53Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:52Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:50Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:49Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:47Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:46Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:43Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:38Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:37Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:36Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:35Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:34Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:32Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:31Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:30Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:29Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:28Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:25Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:22Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:20Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:19Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:18Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:15Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:14Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:12Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:11Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:08Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:06Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:05Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:04Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:03Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:01Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:58Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:54Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:52Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:51Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:47Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:44Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:42Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:41Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:40Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:38Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:37Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:36Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:34Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:33Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:31Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:30Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:29Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:27Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:26Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:23Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:18Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:16Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:13Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:11Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:09Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:08Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:06Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:04Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:03Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:02Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:01Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:58Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:55Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:54Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:53Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:52Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:50Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:48Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:47Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:45Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:44Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:43Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:42Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:38Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:35Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:32Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:31Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:24Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:21Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:19Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:17Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:16Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:14Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:11Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:10Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:04Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:03Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:00Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:58Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:53Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:50Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:47Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:46Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:45Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:40Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:36Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:33Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:31Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:29Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:28Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:27Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:26Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:24Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:22Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:21Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:19Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:15Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:13Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:12Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:11Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:09Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:03Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:02Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:01Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:00Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:58Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:56Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:55Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:51Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:48Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:47Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:45Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:41Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:40Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:38Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:36Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:35Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:32Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:31Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:24Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:20Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:19Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:17Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:16Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:11Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:10Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:03Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:01Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:58Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:56Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:54Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:53Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:50Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:46Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:44Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:36Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:32Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:25Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:24Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:22Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:20Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:19Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:17Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:15Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:13Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:12Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:11Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:08Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:07Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:05Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:04Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:00Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:58Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:55Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:51Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:48Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:44Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:41Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:39Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:37Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:34Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:32Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:30Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:27Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:24Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:22Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:20Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:19Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:17Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:15Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:13Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:10Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:07Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:06Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:04Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:03Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:01Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:59Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:56Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:55Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:52Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:51Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:49Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:45Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:43Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:42Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:38Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:37Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:36Caption #854

Board [Post Message]

To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans.

"I say!" I said, with a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face, "Here is Regis Philburn, come to read classic Captain Kirk lines from your most favourite Star Trek episodes."

You giggled and blushed and drooled and snorted, but every second of it was pure bliss, my sweetest friend.

"I have a suprise for you!" you said, your dangeriously delicate, dusky, dulcet delivery caused finches to fly down and rest lovingly in your heavenly heaving busoms. You handed me a freshly removed lambs heart, and in front of me with laser red sharp nails you carved the letters "BFF"

"OMG! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice, reminiscent of a little japanese school girl who while lost and stuck in the Alps, had just finished eating the last of her school friends.

I was just about to, with bushy eyebrows arched, raven strands of back hair swirling, and mad rabid dog smile, agree to your terms...

when a man with loud speaker vocal chords shouted out across the lake,

"Boat #23 please come back to shore."


There are 28 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Those are damn good captions!
<Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?!
<obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face"

<guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
<yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time.
<Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) -
...www.johannas-art.com...
<JulieK> Sweet.
<apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers?
<yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think?
<Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not.
<yoyology> Dear Johanna-

I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL.

I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive.

Here's a website with some info about him: ...www.bizarremag.com... I have a lot of other good pictures. Please write back and tell me what you think.

Sincerely-
Allinfan835@hotmail.com

<Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye.

Bravo!

<yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers.
<Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage.
<Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better.
If you ask nicely I will let you see...
<Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence.
<Mort> As you wish.

...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...
...www.mostemailed.com...

<Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating.
<Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old.
<Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle.
<Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn.
<Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'.
<Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver.
<Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?!
<Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief!
<Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do)
<Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post