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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion. Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't. All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007. |
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To Think! Just last week we were in passionate Patagonia, our perfectly pert posteriors supported by the soft cradling arms of former french foreign ministers. Our lips tantalized by the sheer decadence of champagne made from the hand crushing of live baby hedgehogs. The luxurious Patagonia air streamed through our hair as our speed boat sped past the lesser spotted speckled scarlet swans. |
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| <David Byrden> Those are damn good captions! | ||
| <Pedro Gonzales> Love it!!- Maybe somebody can clarify the textbook definition of the "The Tight End" for me...?! | ||
| <obtuse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "a handsome smirk spread like Carmen Electra across my face" | ||
| <guyPaulo> Sadley, I missed the Superbowl spectacle(s). I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. | ||
| <yoyology> The Brazilian Bikini Girl has some staying power! Still on that front page after all this time. | ||
| <Mort> I just found this link hidden in the alt tag of Achewood ( ...www.achewood.co... ) - ...www.johannas-art.com... | ||
| <JulieK> Sweet. | ||
| <apple juice is a verb> When I get old and nostalgic for the decade I grew up in, am I too going to want a portrait of myself posing with my favorite MCs/DJs/Japanese shibuya-kei rockers? | ||
| <yoyology> I was wondering whether they'd do one of a fan giving Marilyn Manson head on stage. You think? | ||
| <Mort> Yes, quick email them and ask. | ||
| <guyPaulo> Uhhhh, or maybe not. | ||
| <yoyology> Dear Johanna- I just LOVE your Stevie art! You do it so well. They just come out BEAUTIFUL. I'm hoping you can help me. I know that Stevie is your absolute favorite performer, but do you ever do pictures of anybody else? The reason I ask is, my all-time favorite singer is GG Allin. He put so much of himself into his performances, but now he's gone, and I'd really like a picture of me with him to keep his memory alive. Sincerely- | ||
| <Mort> Beautiful Yoyo, your dedication to such an idol brings a fresh tear to my eye. Bravo! | ||
| <yoyology> Watch ...www.mailbucket.org... to see if she answers. | ||
| <Jellyloo> GG Allin was cute and fuzzy like a chinchilla. A chinchilla which did very naughty things on stage. | ||
| <Mort> Ssh don't tell anyone but I have a hedgehog, which is like a chinchilla cept so much better. If you ask nicely I will let you see... | ||
| <Jellyloo> I demand photographic evidence. | ||
| <Mort> As you wish. ...www.mostemailed.com... | ||
| <Jellyloo> I think I am hyperventilating. | ||
| <Mort> Perhaps you should take it easy. If only you all could see it in person. I would have loved to play with a hedgehog when I was five years old. | ||
| <Jellyloo> I have always wanted a hedgehog. I blame Mrs. Tiggywinkle. | ||
| <Mort> I read Peter Rabbit this weekend, by coincidence. I sat all quiet and read it, smiling and gasping at every page turn. | ||
| <Farmer Brown> Who would name a rabbit Peter? I just call them all 'targets'. | ||
| <Peter Rabbit> I am sopping wet, inside this watering can. I must not let the farmer hear me shiver. | ||
| <Flopsy> I will point my paw at you and give you away...wait! What is this target painted on my fur?! | ||
| <Farmer Brown> I see you rabbit! I see you point. I will catch you thief! | ||
| <Mopsy> (one of those squeals that rabbits do) | ||
| <Peter Rabbit> (A splish and a splash, and an out of the watering can dash) | ||