Ahh, so we meet again, White Bishop, only this time, there is no chessboard.
NOT SO FAST! The Prince Patrol has come to stop all wars, and serve Erotic Justice!
Now, Black Bishop, take off your helmet, and stick your thumbs in the air!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.