Here in the sovereign nation of Iraq, our medical capabilities a far more advanced than your typical American hospital.
We have helped many an Iraqi learn to walk by by offering him the choice to jump out of the plane without a parachute or run away.
Our cure for constapation is 100% successful everytime. Everytime the patients lives of course...
And we have advanced our cancer research (using leftover WMD uranimum) to the point that we can grow tumors that are sentient.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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