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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/19/2005 by Morgus
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Religions can start from the most ordinary of phenomena.

From there, they can develop into complex and ornate institutions.

Rituals can evolve that require long periods in odd positions, so that worshippers devise strategies like having little prop stools to rest their haunches upon.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Let's hear it for the third leg! -er, I mean prop stool.
<Fu Manchu> Maybe they got so excited they "grew a tail". If you know what I mean.
<Morgus> Hmmm... could even be a test of the level of devotion and how "turned on" he is by the message!
<Bavid Dyrden> I'm starting a contest. You have to announce miraculous images of Mary or Jesus. The player who initiates the most shrines, wins.
<Lauren> Sadly, Bavid, there already is a "miraculous image" contest. I think the winner gets a free listing on eBay. Don't believe me? Go to eBay and search "Jesus" or "Virgin Mary."

Oh, yeah, very good caption, Morgus.

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