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Most Emailed Photos - 09/14/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sex I Am Not Proud Of:

"Some Fat Pig I Met At The Shoney's In Yazoo, Mississippi"

"A Siamese Twin Fused at the Spine and Tailbone"

"A Cross-Eyed Japanese Woman with Who I Woooed with Purple Roffie Roses"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Wow, I dont think anyone mentioned her being crosseyed the first time around.
<guyPaulo> I don't think the twins are anything to be ashamed of!

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