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Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by superwoman biatch
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"In my former life (before I became a f*cking squirrel) I was one hot studly man...

I was so well endowed that my penis was put on display...for miles around people would come with adoring reverence to view my massive man-beast...

And the women, boy would they line up...just for one minute of steamy, passion-filled sex with me...."

Dream Diary excerpt
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Much better!

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