"In my former life (before I became a f*cking squirrel) I was one hot studly man...
I was so well endowed that my penis was put on display...for miles around people would come with adoring reverence to view my massive man-beast...
And the women, boy would they line up...just for one minute of steamy, passion-filled sex with me...."
Dream Diary excerpt from guyPaulo's personal collection
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