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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/29/2004 by Axolotl
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The perky Brazilian stranger was just about to help me slay a kitten, as she (or one of her girlfriends) does on a regular basis...

...WHEN THIS !#({[@&=@ DUDE SHOWS UP AND WHISKS THE KITTEN OFF TO SAFETY!!!


Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Darlenenbc> 
<mypalmike> 
<Kumiho> Does Domo-kun kill kittens if two guys get each other off?
<ajiav> 
<Harry Palms> If two guys get each other off, no kittens are involved whatsoever, since it's technically not self abuse.
<3Suns> This works on so many levels. Bravo Axolotl.

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