1. If you look closely, you can see that the woman is clearly wearing a merkin in this picture.
How to spot fakes:
2. See the zipper? That is just Johnny Knoxville in his geriatric suit, trying to get a few sympathy gropes.
3. Notice how the eyes do not line up, and that the red bow is replaced by a floppy hat. Accept no cheap imitation Belgain Hello Kitty Figurines!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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