Review of "The Lord of the Rings IV: Return for More Profits"
Gandalf's new mode of transportation lacked some of the romance of riding on eagles-- but the pyrotechnics were better.
It was hard to get used to Sauron's new incarnation. All the fire seemed to have gone out of his performance.
And the four-legged orcs just didn't work somehow.
I guess the lesson here is that you should never sell the rights to your movies to Disney.
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