"We were extremely disappointed by elements of the MTV-produced Halftime show. They were totally inconsistent with assurances our office was given about the show.
It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime."
-NFL Executive Vice President Joe Browne
"So Janet, you think they liked the thing with the boobies? I thought it was pretty rad."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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