Edward Clean, otherwise known as The Almighty Shine, presented his demands to the World Council.
If they were not met, he would use his superpowers to redirect cosmic rays towards the Earth, causing hideous genetic mutations!
On the butts of females everywhere, the call went out...
Would the Shaolin Monkey be able to foil this dastardly plot?
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