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Most Emailed Photos - 07/10/2003 by sarahellco
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This poor lad's photo was rejected by editors of Maxim magazine. The boy's father was totally befuddled by the editors' decision, "He's got a thong and breasts, what more do they want? They're gonna hear from my lawyer!"

The rejected Maxim centerfold sits with his brother on a bench outside the courtroom, while his father and Maxim's lawyers presented their respective cases to an equally befuddled judge.

The judge had just decided on a case involving the owners of an electrocuted dog who were suing the City's Department of Public Works for the wrongful death of their pet.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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