[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/05/2005 by Mort
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Edna had these two tips about how to keep the same man interested for over eighty years.

#1 Use a firm grasp on the horn.

#2 ... well we can't actually repeat her second tip.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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