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Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Shitfire!! I've had a bad week. My best damn horse ran off with my car and my trailer.

That "girl" I met after the rodeo didn't look so good when I woke up with her this morning.

And some ninny-bmw-driving city boy informed me that off all car owners, BMW car driver had sex the most...2.5 times a week he said. So I threw him over the hood of his car and anally raped him 2.5 times and told him he could relax now, cause he was done for the week.

I would have done it 3 times, but I got a little aggressive on the last few storkes.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> That'll teach those ninnys!!!
<Mort> Wait, I guess I am naive, but how did you use the storks?
<O R I G I N A L> please explain the .5 anal rapage....
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...the storkes are for lubrication...sheesh Mort haven't you kept up with the trends in Anal Sex?
<ElvisThePelvis> .5 Anal Rapage is a RPG term that give you an extra half point of Anal Rapage power. It is good for use against Homesexual Orcs and cellmates in "The Old Stand and Soap Jail House".

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