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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/06/2004 by Lauren
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guyPaulo took too many pills and had a gastrointestinal accident all over Most Emailed Photo Land.

In his psychotic state, he heard the cute tiger cubs whisper, "we would eat you, if we could, guy."

Luckily, Mort still had his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume and, while he distracted the distraught monkie, Lauren administered a shot of nembutol.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mort> I was Raphael.
<guyPaulo> Actualy Lauren, my doctor recommends thorazine for these frequent outbursts of mine. God, the internet access from my hospital room is slow today. I cal barely type with these restraints on too.

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