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Most Emailed Photos - 08/08/2007 by Lauren
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The only thing on his mind was nailing her.

She preferred to keep her pants on and used her hands instead, if you know what I mean.

She said if he wasn't happy with that, he could spank his own little monkey.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mort> Why couldn't I have thought of that for the first caption.
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<ajiav> Trying to get used to using these monkeys again...

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