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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004

by 3Suns

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Dad says that if I keep eating enough hay and fruit, I'll grow up into a big oliphaunt, just like in that Ring movie.

Dad says that if I keep eating my kibble, I'll grow into a big dog, just like him!

father.say() {
if(me.eat(MORE_RAM)) {
me.become(COMPUTER_BIG);
}
}

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<yoyology> Hehehe
<ElvisThePelvis> That rocks!
<mypalmike> Nice! Now, is that C++ or Java?
<3Suns> It's a magical language that allows meaningless declarative (non-imperative) statements. And has no syntax errors, ever.
<guyPaulo> That's weird, it validates as XML....;)
<Lauren> Wow, this one is brilliantly perfect! I am in awe...
<No one in particular> You guys gotta be kidding me!?! Is there anyone willing to make an honest review besides myself. Thats just not very good.
<guyPaulo> Its good in a techie kind of way.
<yoyology> "Not good to me" does not equal "Not good".
<Axolotl> Computar jokes are teh funney!11!1
<guyPaulo> 010 01011 1011 1 0110 01001 01010 111 00
0111 1010 010001 101010100 1001 001 10
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<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit, where is the translate Computer To English link up top. I can't read that last caption!!
<yoyology> ...www.thinkgeek.com...
(binary clock. Got one of these for Christmas)
<yoyology> Hey, Elvis:
...www.learnbinary.com...
Try translating this: 011001110111010101111001010100000110000101110101011011000110111100100000011010010111001100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110001101101111011011110110110001100101011100110111010000100000011001110110010101100101011010110010000001001001001000000110101101101110011011110111011100100001
<ElvisThePelvis> Look here yoyo:
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And I really mean it!
BTW, you are the linkmaster.
<ElvisThePelvis> 0100010001100001011011010110111000100000010010010010000001100010011100100110111101101011011001010010000001101001011101000010000001110100011011110110111100100001
<guyPaulo> Uhh, Mort? I think yoyo and Elvis broke the internet again.
<Mort> DAMMIT! I leave for lunch and you kids go and make the place all dirty.
<ElvisThePelvis> he started it
<Mort> I feel bad for 3Suns. No one will view his amazing caption because you have to scroll miles to the right to read it.
<mypalmike> I guess someone's got some work to do.
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