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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/03/2003 by the bartender
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"Man, Laura, I'm so coked up right now, you look like a Scottish Terrier."

"Uncle Dick! You look like a...you look like...man, a lemur? I don't remember what those are. What the hell did I learn in college?"

"Oh yeah."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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