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The restaurant was thick with smoke. A woman came from the kitchen and approached me. She said, "The cat is on the skateboard".

I knew it was agent Kumiho.


My password was somewhat more cumbersome. I sat at the buffet and ate 53 hotdogs.

"Agent 53 I presume", she said.

"Indeed," I said, vomitting slightly on her as I spoke.

She handed me the briefcase.

[To be continued...]

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There are 15 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Mike has entered the spyworld, I see.
<Kumiho> Welcome to my world.
<Luminaire> I don't get all the spy stuff. Does that make me lame?
<Kumiho> Nope. It takes a twisted mind to get into it to begin with.
<Axolotl> Can I be Agent Amphibious, codename Axolotl?
<Kumiho> certainly. I figured all the monkys were part of M.O.N.K.Y. as it was.
<guyPaulo> Can I play the evil super villian with the bald cat?
<Kumiho> You want to be Dr. Evil? I guess so. But you do realize that that puts us at odds.
<guyPaulo> Well, Agent Kumi, then I suppose that I'll have to do away with you with my..... (dramatic pause)...DEATH LASER!!!! ZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!
<Kumiho> ::holds up a hot dog and waits as the teeny laser heat up the hotdog for her.::
<Luminaire> Well then, I get to be the Japanese lesbian double agent!
<Kumiho> oh no! Willpower... failing! ::crumples into a heap::
<guyPaulo> WHO WILL SERVE AS MY 'NUMBER 1'?!?!
<Regnad Kcin> There's only room for ONE gumshoe on this site, buddy - and I spell MY name "DANGER"!
<mypalmike> I thought your name was just the word "echidna" rearranged. (See freakish animal from mep about 1 year ago...)

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