[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I used to masturbate daily, but I quit once I saw the tragic results.

The pressure was too much to bear, so I resorted to other means of relieving my sexual tension. I must have sucked down 53 weiners in one week.

It's done wonders for my sex life, but it's wrecked my reputation. To the guys, I'm just another bitch who's easy to pick up.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7

Current Users

There have been 36 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:43Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:58Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:53Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:12Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:06Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:04Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:52Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:50Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:49Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:48Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:26Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:15Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:52Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:19Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:18Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:51Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:15:50Caption #507

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> This is SOOOO f*cking good. Each pannel has a great gag. This should get at least an honorable mention today.
<Kumiho> I concur.
<ajiav> it is good
<superwoman biatch> Very good...I like it alot. Way to go :)

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Vote: What this means

Click the monkey to post