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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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Alright Joey. You asked where babies come from, now lean in and get a real close look at mommy...

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAA!!!!!

Years later, when dad would ask me why I had become a homosexual, it was all I could do to keep from throttling the bastard.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> ::laughs:: you rock GuyP
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