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Most Emailed Photos - 06/03/2004 by Mort
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"You two penny whore! Look what you did to our sheet, you washed it with your slutty bloomers again!"

"My word Dud!"

"Yes Pete?"

"They didn't half treat their women badly back in the day."

"What they want to do that for Pete?"

"Everyone knows you just have to fluff a chick right and she's all yours for the night."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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In the voice of Pete and Dud (aka Peter Cook and Dudley Moore) from the ground breaking television show Not Only... But Also.

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<Axolotl> *tumbleeed rolling by*
<Mort> Not suprised.
<Kumiho> Sorry I missed the past two days.
<mypalmike> The suburbs of Atlanta are charmless.
<Kumiho> Well, here the northwest we hav lots of rain....

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