"Man! Did you see that hot ass Brazilian girl on yahoo today?"
"No, my prudish wife won't let me have internet access at home..."
"I tell you, she's a real hag, and she's not that easy on the eyes either. One of her tits is green and the other is blue!"
"And its been MONTHS since she let me "stick my happy little gnome in the groove of her chocolate railroad track until he vomits yogurt!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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