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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Man! Did you see that hot ass Brazilian girl on yahoo today?"

"No, my prudish wife won't let me have internet access at home..."


"I tell you, she's a real hag, and she's not that easy on the eyes either. One of her tits is green and the other is blue!"

"And its been MONTHS since she let me "stick my happy little gnome in the groove of her chocolate railroad track until he vomits yogurt!"
(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
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apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Mort> This one seems oddly familar.
<guyPaulo> I know, I know! But I just couldn't resist.....
<Lauren> I just like the imagry of .... well, let's just say I like it enough to read about it two times today.
<guyPaulo> You're a dirty girl Lauren, and that's why I like you!

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