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Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004 by obtuse
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I saw her at the bar last night. Today I followed her to the library.

I looked at each book she leafed through, getting to know her better.

Most of the books she looked at were about romance and dating.

Things were looking very promising.

There was one about dogs. I had to break the news to her carefully.

"I'd ask your name, but it doesn't matter now. It'll never work out between us. I'm a cat person."



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<3Suns> A tragic Valentine's tale...
<Stormi> ::Giggles:: The best caption in my humble opinion.
<Pass the Jeremiah Weed> I don't know what caption Stormi was reading, but it couldn't have been this one.
<Lauren> Excellent, obtuse.
<Carol> Ha ha!
<Plechazunga> Plech get this one! Plech a cat person also! Love pussies, kitties, catties, fellinis. Step on them. Yes.

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