I saw her at the bar last night. Today I followed her to the library.
I looked at each book she leafed through, getting to know her better.
Most of the books she looked at were about romance and dating.
Things were looking very promising.
There was one about dogs. I had to break the news to her carefully.
"I'd ask your name, but it doesn't matter now. It'll never work out between us. I'm a cat person."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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