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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/05/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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People have accused me of treating my wife like some young trussed up lap dog.

Truth is...I just like her melons.

Except for the strange, deformed black nipple on her left boob from an "accident" I had with a lighter one night. That'll teach that bitch to call me "goth".
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I am late and violent.

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