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Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004 by obtuse
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My therapist says I stay at home alone and read too much.

I told him that going out didn't matter.

I told him it's because there's an odd number of people on the planet.

Everyone has someone except me.

He stared at me blankly and shook his head. But he knows I'm right.

That night I decided to kill him. There'd be an even number again. I refuse to be alone.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 7 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> The troubled musings of a diseased mind. Sounds pretty close to home.
<Axolotl> The text has nothing to do with the pictures, but they do go along very well with the story. And I like it a lot!
<Carol> That is a pretty blank stare from the little dog!
<obtuse> I was going for a Bug Eyed Earl vs. Valentine's Day motif. And the text just barely goes with the pictures, intentionally.
<Lauren> I loved this... it explains a lot of what's wrong with my life. Thank you obtuse.
<Apple Juice Is A Verb> You know I like it when I bother to write my name out fully.
<ElvisThePelvis> Damn odd numbers...damn them to hell.

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