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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I tried my hand as a butcher, but no one would eat my meat.

The stopped me from being a farmer since my smoke was way too sweet.

And now that I am a woman, I can't help but show you my teats.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I'm Back...
<Jmofwiw> Nice rhyme, fits the pictures. The missing part of the story? What led up to, "and now that I am a woman?" I've heard of a jack-of-all-trades, but that's extreme.
<3Suns> Welcome back Elvis.
<Axolotl> Elvis has returned to the building!
<guyPaulo> Welcome back Elvis! Nice teats, by the way.
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<Carol> Glad you're back! They have some pretty good sex change clinics in New Zealand?
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