I was fortunate to escape from the battleground with my life.
Unfortunately, I left something behind. I lived for years in misery as a quadruple amputee, pondering suicide...
Finally, I was approached by a noble foundation that asked for my help.
Sure, they put me on display, but they also helped me regain my pride.
BAN LANDMINES NOW AND FOREVER!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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