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Most Emailed Photos - 04/07/2005 by Mort
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Oh that was stupid. Now I feel all wet and self-concious.

Those long neck gossips over there aren't helping, I know they are talking about me.

But I just had to! Just had to. That girl in the tank gave me the most beguiling come hither smile.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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