I killed a 30 point Viet Nam Hinterland buck before the start of deer season when I was in Nam.
The little gook judge sentenced me to a body waxing, including a brazillian.
This would seem a light punishment to the layman, but as you can see, the punishment was horrible abuse.
Viet Nam POW Verterans still talk of my courage and my screams. They knew the sound of a man in pain. And that is why I am voting Kerry for President. He knows the pain of a full body waxing.
"I'm John Kerry and I appove of this message."
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