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Most Emailed Photos - 08/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I killed a 30 point Viet Nam Hinterland buck before the start of deer season when I was in Nam.

The little gook judge sentenced me to a body waxing, including a brazillian.


This would seem a light punishment to the layman, but as you can see, the punishment was horrible abuse.

Viet Nam POW Verterans still talk of my courage and my screams. They knew the sound of a man in pain. And that is why I am voting Kerry for President. He knows the pain of a full body waxing.

"I'm John Kerry and I appove of this message."

(AP)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Agent Kumi> ::snicker::
<pony lad8> bitch
<Dustin> that shit is dumb as hell
<DErek> such a dick bitch
<Dylan> this shit is stupid and whack

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