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A fringe group of animal-rights activists are attempting to pass a law allowing pets to vote. Congress has dismissed their protest as "a tempest in a teacup."

To add insult to injury, the pet-suffrage movement has met with unending ridicule from the media. Newspapers are freely using unflattering caricatures and corny jokes to lampoon the activists.

Not to be deterred, the movement set up a mock election to demonstrate critters' desire to vote. Unfortunately for the movement, only two cats showed up at the poll, and refused to vote once they realized that the ballots were electronic and not made of tuna.
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