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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by obtuse
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Always, her mouth and eyes hide her true feelings, but the constellation of tiny skin imperfections spoke volumes.

That I was supposed to see her like this.

That there is a creature inside her that wants to get out.

That wants to break through this transparent shell of pretension and platonic friendship.

To take a flying leap from the precarious pedestal I placed her on.

I want to hold her head under the water, next to mine, until we drown. Together.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> Bah. Wordy.
<H. Monkey> 'S ok, obtuse. There's a dearth of alternatiphizers today. You and I must do our part to make up for them in quantity if not in quality.
<mypalmike> Did you just go through a breakup?
<obtuse> Nope. The funny juices aren't flowing, so I'm doing the poetry thing instead.
<spam> it is sad. aw.

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