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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Finally we get a photo of what "Ike" is in that guy's "palm."

And of course we're all thrilled to get a glimpse of Lauren, though it's heart-breaking to find she's already hooked up!

But our Valentine's Day is really fulfilled now that Mort is allowing full-tilt animal porn instead of just cute lil furries.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> OMG, this is great, even if it is at mike's and my expense. You were really on a roll this morning, Roger.
<guyPaulo> No wonder Lauren didn't put up a real close picture on orkut.com
<Lauren> Have you figured out which one is me, guy? I'll give you a clue.... I am not wearing a hat.
<Lauren> Another clue: I am shorter than the rest.
<guyPaulo> Third from the left!
<mypalmike> I told you, my name is Mike! My palm is named Tina!

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