#1 - Hire younger pilots that can fly by the seat of their pants.
#2 - When your current airport security dogs die, replace them with smaller breeds that eat less.
#3 - Used trained monkeys to guide jets into the terminals. They like the orange flashlights and will work for peanuts.
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