The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 32 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:14	Caption #637
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:13	Caption #710
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:12	Caption #572
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:11	Caption #685
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:10	Caption #450
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:09	Caption #503
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:08	Caption #171
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:06	Caption #397
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:05	Caption #785
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:04	Caption #312
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:01	Caption #412
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:41:00	Caption #973
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:59	Caption #622
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:57	Caption #29
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:54	Caption #721
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:53	Caption #360
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:51	Caption #362
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:49	Caption #297
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:48	Caption #313
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:45	Caption #57
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:43	Caption #391
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:42	Caption #501
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:41	Caption #336
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:40	Caption #345
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:39	Caption #592
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:38	Caption #10
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:37	Caption #308
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:36	Caption #676
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:33	Caption #448
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:32	Caption #242
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:29	Caption #721
Mr. Noname	Lurker	20:40:28	Caption #274