[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by Agent Kumi
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Freed from guyP's clutches the women of M.O.N.K.Y. returned to their 'dayjobs' in short order. Lauren, superbiatch, and Luminaire modeled for Vogue -

Agent Elvis went back to being a pace runner for the bulls of Pampalona -

and Lil and I returned to undercover work.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Oops, it should read superwoman baitch.
<mypalmike> 
<ElvisThePelvis> You would be suprised at the rewards my job offers.
<guyPaulo> You escaped from my clutches???

Luminaire is a girl???

<Kumiho> Well, I figured there was a good reason for you to return to it, Elvis.
<mypalmike> I'm laughing at guyP... Yeah, I always think the name Luminaire sounds male too.
<Luminaire> Heeheehee. I can verify with 100% certainty that I'm a girl.
<mypalmike> Are you an "internet girl" or a "real girl"?
<Luminaire> I am an actual real girl. Always have been. Promise. Ask me anything girly, about My Little Ponies or where to buy the best mascara or how many Kate Spade bags I own.
<superwoman biatch> Very good Agent Kumi! I support you in your massive attack on guyP. Oh yeah, and how did you know I was a model? (hah, hah...no really, that middle girl does kinda look like me)!!!
<David Byrden> A girl? We'll see about that.

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