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Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by H. Monkey
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I met up with my parents after their usual long day of shoveling dung fertilizer for a mad scientist's experiments.

Working as a "non-standard research fæcal assistant" gives you good medical benefits, but it's still minimum wage. And my kid brother's deformities aren't unheard of, either. I don't want to think about how he was treated in jail.

Today I'm back to my desk job staring a computer all day. We're so pathetic that I'm the white, er, sheep of the family.

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