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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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Like a constipated sumo wrestler, I felt the frustration of a blockage.

I tried to write a caption for today, but I just couldn't think of anything! So I finally gave into my animal urges...

and went back to using the internet for its original, god-given purpose: DOWNLOADING PORN.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> I'm beginning to sense an underlying theme in guyPaulo's life. Could it be... PORN?
<guyPaulo> Hmm, I don't think so. I view a normal amount of PORN I think. PORN is fine, in moderation. I don't need to look at PORN daily, I just want to. Its not a problem, I swear....
<mypalmike> "The Constipated Elephants" shows up on someone's list of unused band names... ...unusedbandnames.blogspot.com...

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