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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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Like a constipated sumo wrestler, I felt the frustration of a blockage.

I tried to write a caption for today, but I just couldn't think of anything! So I finally gave into my animal urges...

and went back to using the internet for its original, god-given purpose: DOWNLOADING PORN.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> I'm beginning to sense an underlying theme in guyPaulo's life. Could it be... PORN?
<guyPaulo> Hmm, I don't think so. I view a normal amount of PORN I think. PORN is fine, in moderation. I don't need to look at PORN daily, I just want to. Its not a problem, I swear....
<mypalmike> "The Constipated Elephants" shows up on someone's list of unused band names... ...unusedbandnames.blogspot.com...

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