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penis?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Kumiho> Ah yes, we've been hit by the prepudecent crowd.
<David Byrden> Trying to remember last time I thought it was funny to say "penis"....
oh, yes, 1968.
<Mort> They forgot:

penis...

<ajiav> On any given day at least half the captions are concerned with body parts, fluids, etc.

Everybody on this site is guilty of pre-pubescent humor.

<ajiav> How many different ways can one say "penis"? And in what context?
<guyPaulo> Let's not mock the author here. After Crass Day, it would be like the penis calling the vagina an asshole.
<ElvisThePelvis> penis!!
<ajiav> *sob* oh, penis! *sob*
<ElvisThePelvis> PENIS!!!! PEEEEEENNNNIIIIISSSSS!!!

That is not as funny as skull-fucking.

<ajiav> It is true. I am glad we can count on you to bring up skull-fucking.

Still, a point had to be made.

<guyPaulo> I'm still trying to figure out what the hell "prepudecent" means? Is this the timeframe someone goes through before becoming a 'pud?'

(sorry Kumiho, I couldn't resist!)

<Mort> Poor guyPaulo, his pudic region never fully developed.
<Kumiho> ::tries to stifle laughter:: leave it to you guys to set me straight. As for my original comment, when ya'll are crass, it's usually very funny. This just didn't make any sense.

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