[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by penis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

penis

penis?

penis!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 425 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:27Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:26Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:24Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:23Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:20Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:19Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:18Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:16Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:13Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:12Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:11Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:10Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:09Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:08Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:07Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:05Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:02Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:01Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:00Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:59Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:58Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:57Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:54Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:53Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:52Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:50Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:48Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:46Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:43Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:42Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:41Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:39Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:38Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:37Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:35Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:33Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:32Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:30Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:28Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:24Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:22Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:15Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:13Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:11Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:10Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:09Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:00Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:00Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:57Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:55Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:54Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:51Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:50Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:49Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:48Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:47Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:44Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:41Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:34Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:32Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:31Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:24Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:23Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:22Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:19Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:16Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:14Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:13Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:10Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:07Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:06Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:04Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:01Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:00Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:58Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:52Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:46Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:45Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:43Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:41Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:38Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:37Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:36Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:35Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:33Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:32Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:31Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:29Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:28Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:27Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:25Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:23Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:20Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:19Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:16Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:15Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:13Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:10Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:09Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:08Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:05Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:04Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:03Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:59Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:56Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:55Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:53Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:50Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:47Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:46Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:43Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:42Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:41Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:40Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:39Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:37Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:33Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:31Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:30Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:28Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:27Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:24Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:22Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:20Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:19Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:18Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:17Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:15Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:13Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:12Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:11Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:08Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:07Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:06Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:02Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:58Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:57Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:56Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:55Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:54Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:53Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:52Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:51Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:50Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:48Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:47Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:46Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:45Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:43Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:42Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:40Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:37Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:36Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:34Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:33Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:32Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:31Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:30Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:28Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:27Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:26Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:25Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:24Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:23Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:22Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:21Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:20Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:19Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:18Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:17Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:16Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:15Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:13Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:12Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:11Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:08Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:06Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:05Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:04Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:03Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:02Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:01Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:00Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:59Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:58Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:56Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:53Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:52Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:46Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:41Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:40Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:38Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:37Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:36Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:35Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:33Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:32Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:31Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:30Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:29Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:28Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:27Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:21Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:20Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:19Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:17Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:16Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:13Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:08Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:06Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:05Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:04Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:01Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:59Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:56Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:55Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:53Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:52Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:51Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:50Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:49Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:47Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:46Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:44Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:43Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:42Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:41Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:36Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:35Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:34Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:33Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:32Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:31Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:30Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:29Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:28Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:27Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:26Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:23Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:22Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:18Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:16Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:15Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:13Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:12Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:03Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:01Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:00Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:54Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:52Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:49Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:48Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:47Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:45Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:44Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:42Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:41Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:40Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:39Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:38Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:37Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:36Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:34Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:31Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:30Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:29Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:28Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:25Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:24Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:20Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:19Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:18Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:17Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:16Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:14Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:13Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:12Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:11Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:10Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:04Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:02Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:59Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:58Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:56Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:51Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:50Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:49Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:46Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:43Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:41Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:40Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:39Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:38Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:34Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:33Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:29Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:28Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:27Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:26Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:25Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:21Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:20Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:17Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:16Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:13Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:12Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:10Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:07Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:06Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:03Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:02Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:01Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:58Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:56Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:53Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:52Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:49Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:46Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:45Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:44Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:43Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:42Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:39Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:38Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:37Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:36Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:33Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:31Caption #363

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Ah yes, we've been hit by the prepudecent crowd.
<David Byrden> Trying to remember last time I thought it was funny to say "penis"....
oh, yes, 1968.
<Mort> They forgot:

penis...

<ajiav> On any given day at least half the captions are concerned with body parts, fluids, etc.

Everybody on this site is guilty of pre-pubescent humor.

<ajiav> How many different ways can one say "penis"? And in what context?
<guyPaulo> Let's not mock the author here. After Crass Day, it would be like the penis calling the vagina an asshole.
<ElvisThePelvis> penis!!
<ajiav> *sob* oh, penis! *sob*
<ElvisThePelvis> PENIS!!!! PEEEEEENNNNIIIIISSSSS!!!

That is not as funny as skull-fucking.

<ajiav> It is true. I am glad we can count on you to bring up skull-fucking.

Still, a point had to be made.

<guyPaulo> I'm still trying to figure out what the hell "prepudecent" means? Is this the timeframe someone goes through before becoming a 'pud?'

(sorry Kumiho, I couldn't resist!)

<Mort> Poor guyPaulo, his pudic region never fully developed.
<Kumiho> ::tries to stifle laughter:: leave it to you guys to set me straight. As for my original comment, when ya'll are crass, it's usually very funny. This just didn't make any sense.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post