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Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2004 by David Byrden
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Which of these people are talking about sex?

Ooooh...you ARE a big boy, aren't you! You're the biggest I've ever had!

Which of these people are talking about sex?

It's stiff, it's long... I love running my hand along it. Boys, don't you wish yours was so big?

Which of these people are talking about sex?

I've got a massive erection, and it's all for you, shy boy!



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Hmm, that last one isn't too much of an innuendo, is it?
<David Byrden> You can make your guess. Or you can phone a friend.

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