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Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004

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When trying to have intercourse with the beloved household pet, it is best to try and distract the animal with an enjoyable activity.

Sometimes it is preferable to engage two animals at the same time instead of relying on a single pet. This gives you a back up booty-call should one of the animals refuse your advances.

Most importantly, when crossing the species line for sexual pleasure, try not to also cross the gender line. The impact on your beloved pet may be irreversible...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm....sorry. I had to get that out.
<ajiav> my favorite one today. It seems so obvious, now.
<Da Pope> My son, you "got it out," but better that you had "kept it in." Disgraceful! Ten Our Fathers and five Hail Mary's for you!
<Da Pope> My son, you "got it out," but better that you had "kept it in." Disgraceful! Ten Our Fathers and five Hail Mary's for you!
<ElvisThePelvis> Mom, the Pope is repeating himself again.
<Da Pope> I am Polish, my child - I must repeat myself until I am clearly understood. Now make a donation to the missions!
<Mom> Pope! Don't make me switch you!
<Da Pope> I am Polish, my child - I must repeat myself until I am clearly understood. Now make a donation to the missions!
<Mom> Apologize to the nice young Pelvis, and give him his slingshot back!
<Ed> Ain't no slingshot, lady. That's a jockstrap.
<Mom> *Faint*
<ElvisThePelvis> that's no jockstrap...that's a marble roller...no wait, that IS my jockstrap.
*Faint*
<3Suns> I'll print this caption for future reference...
<Lauren> If my printer worked, I would be printing out the comment string. It's priceless.
<Pass the Jeremiah Weed> You guys have no taste, this one is as bad as the others. Are you reading these before you say its the best you've read?
<Rupert Dreadlock> Hey, mon! I be indulge this weed real irie! An' this be righteous weed, an' righteous drivvel! You need to chill, mon - smoke this here sucker, mon! . . . . . that's it, toke deep! . . . toke far out . . . Have a dutchie on dis bro, mon!

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