Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004

by ElvisThePelvis

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

When trying to have intercourse with the beloved household pet, it is best to try and distract the animal with an enjoyable activity.

Sometimes it is preferable to engage two animals at the same time instead of relying on a single pet. This gives you a back up booty-call should one of the animals refuse your advances.

Most importantly, when crossing the species line for sexual pleasure, try not to also cross the gender line. The impact on your beloved pet may be irreversible...

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 129 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:02 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:01 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:00 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:59 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:58 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:57 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:56 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:55 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:54 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:53 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:52 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:51 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:50 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:49 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:48 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:47 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:46 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:45 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:44 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:43 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:42 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:41 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:40 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:39 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:38 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:37 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:36 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:35 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:34 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:33 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:32 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:31 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:30 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:29 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:28 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:27 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:26 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:25 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:24 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:23 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:22 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:21 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:20 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:19 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:18 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:17 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:17 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:15 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:14 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:13 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:12 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:11 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:10 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:09 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:08 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:07 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:06 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:05 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:04 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:03 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:02 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:01 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:00 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:59 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:58 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:57 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:56 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:55 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:54 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:53 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:52 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:51 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:50 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:49 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:48 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:47 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:46 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:45 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:44 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:43 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:42 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:41 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:40 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:39 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:38 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:37 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:36 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:35 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:34 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:33 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:32 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:31 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:30 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:29 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:28 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:27 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:26 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:25 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:24 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:23 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:22 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:21 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:20 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:19 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:18 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:17 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:16 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:15 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:14 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:13 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:12 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:11 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:10 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:09 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:08 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:07 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:06 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:05 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:04 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:03 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:02 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:01 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:00 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:59 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:58 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:57 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:56 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:55 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:54 Caption #9

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 16 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm....sorry. I had to get that out.
<ajiav> my favorite one today. It seems so obvious, now.
<Da Pope> My son, you "got it out," but better that you had "kept it in." Disgraceful! Ten Our Fathers and five Hail Mary's for you!
<Da Pope> My son, you "got it out," but better that you had "kept it in." Disgraceful! Ten Our Fathers and five Hail Mary's for you!
<ElvisThePelvis> Mom, the Pope is repeating himself again.
<Da Pope> I am Polish, my child - I must repeat myself until I am clearly understood. Now make a donation to the missions!
<Mom> Pope! Don't make me switch you!
<Da Pope> I am Polish, my child - I must repeat myself until I am clearly understood. Now make a donation to the missions!
<Mom> Apologize to the nice young Pelvis, and give him his slingshot back!
<Ed> Ain't no slingshot, lady. That's a jockstrap.
<Mom> *Faint*
<ElvisThePelvis> that's no jockstrap...that's a marble roller...no wait, that IS my jockstrap.
*Faint*
<3Suns> I'll print this caption for future reference...
<Lauren> If my printer worked, I would be printing out the comment string. It's priceless.
<Pass the Jeremiah Weed> You guys have no taste, this one is as bad as the others. Are you reading these before you say its the best you've read?
<Rupert Dreadlock> Hey, mon! I be indulge this weed real irie! An' this be righteous weed, an' righteous drivvel! You need to chill, mon - smoke this here sucker, mon! . . . . . that's it, toke deep! . . . toke far out . . . Have a dutchie on dis bro, mon!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post