[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/05/2004 by David Byrden
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We are from Planet Zog.

We come to see if Earth qualifies for Galactic Federation membership.

The criteria are: intelligent species (like the ones above) that respect the environment, live in the outdoors, work hard, treat each other well...

[some time later]

WHAT !
THE !
FUCK !

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<Kumiho> Sorry Zogites, bu you are not allowed to run around naked!
<Carol> Hee hee! to the caption and to Kumiho.
<mypalmike> Brilliant!

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