[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/20/2004 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Mandy's super stacks.

A'burn yo hasha on Noah's ahoy'n

Rub, ask cats re: pussy DNA.
-M
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 179 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:34Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:22Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:16Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:12Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:05Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:00Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:49Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:46Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:44Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:39Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:38Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:36Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:29Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:27Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:05Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:59Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:58Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:52Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:51Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:44Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:43Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:34Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:33Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:26Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:17Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:15Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:08Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:07Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:05Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:04Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:01Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:00Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:52Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:50Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:49Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:47Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:46Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:43Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:40Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:32Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:31Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:28Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:26Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:24Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:18Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:14Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:03Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:59Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:50Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:49Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:48Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:46Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:38Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:37Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:35Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:22Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:09Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:03Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:01Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:53Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:51Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:48Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:41Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:33Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:32Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:26Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:23Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:16Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:13Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:08Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:07Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:47Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:40Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:33Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:31Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:29Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:27Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:22Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:15Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:10Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:09Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:06Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:59Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:57Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:56Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:53Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:48Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:45Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:44Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:43Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:39Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:36Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:33Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:30Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:28Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:27Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:26Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:21Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:18Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:17Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:16Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:10Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:05Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:01Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:28Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:16Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:15Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:01Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:39Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:36Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:29Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:26Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:25Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:20Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:15Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:14Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:13Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:11Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:09Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:08Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:07Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:06Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:04Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:03Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:00Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:58Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:54Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:53Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:50Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:49Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:48Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:46Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:43Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:40Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:35Caption #892

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 20 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Yes, there is a reason for this one. Look closely.
<Luminaire> Damn, how long did that take you?
<Kumiho> cool!
<Axolotl> Amazing! mpm wins today's non-contest!
<guyPaulo> HAHA! YES! THIS IS GREAT AND.....

Oh, who am I kidding....can someone please explain this to me?

<3Suns> Read it backwards, guyp.
<guyPaulo> Apparently,.....I'm still an idiot. Kumiho! You've worked with "the wee littles." Explain this to me as you would to a kindergardener.
<Pedro Gonzales> It a palindrome! nice
<Kumiho> It reads the same way forwards as backwards, guyP. And Pedro's right, it's called a palindrome. ...Dear sweet gods, I hope Mort doesn't make Thursday Palindrome Day, I suck hiddeously at them.
<Mort> What an interesting idea...
<ajiav> race car, hannah, race car
<guyPaulo> Alright. I see it on the 1st and 3rd part, but the middle confuses me. Can we go back to feces and/or sex jokes now? My head hurts....
<Kumiho> po' guyP. this is what you get for complaining about boobs, tragety and cute animals. ;)
<Axolotl> Mr Owl ate my metal worm!
<3Suns> read this one umop ap!sdn
<3Suns> So the barely-literate pool owner decided to take 3-day weekends from then on, and made a sign that said "NOW NO SWIMS ON MON". All the kids came to swim, but when they saw the sign, they spun it around the single nail through the center of the sign that fastened it to the tree.
<guyPaulo> YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!! ARGGGHHH!!
<Kumiho> po' guyP. ::gives him a kiss and tucks him into bed:: you'll feel better in the morning.
<ajiav> awesome conversation
<mypalmike> I get very weird and obsessive at about 4AM, which is when I wrote this caption. It turns out to be very difficult to come up with palindromes that match the captions at all. I basically noticed that "super stacks" was kind of like "pussy cats" backwards. The middle was a hack to get the word Noah in there at all.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post