[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/20/2004 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Mandy's super stacks.

A'burn yo hasha on Noah's ahoy'n

Rub, ask cats re: pussy DNA.
-M
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 248 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:52Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:50Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:49Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:45Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:41Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:39Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:32Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:29Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:25Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:22Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:21Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:09Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:55Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:41Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:38Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:37Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:36Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:31Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:28Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:25Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:21Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:20Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:19Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:09Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:06Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:04Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:55Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:54Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:53Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:46Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:45Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:42Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:41Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:35Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:34Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:32Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:29Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:25Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:16Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:14Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:12Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:09Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:07Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:05Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:04Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:02Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:58Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:56Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:54Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:49Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:43Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:42Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:41Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:38Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:37Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:34Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:31Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:22Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:21Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:18Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:16Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:15Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:14Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:07Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:05Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:04Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:03Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:02Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:58Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:56Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:51Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:47Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:42Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:37Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:33Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:32Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:31Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:30Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:29Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:28Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:25Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:18Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:08Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:07Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:03Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:00Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:58Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:57Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:56Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:54Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:52Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:50Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:38Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:37Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:33Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:29Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:27Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:25Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:24Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:14Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:12Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:11Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:05Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:03Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:58Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:54Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:45Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:39Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:38Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:29Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:25Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:23Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:18Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:03Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:01Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:01:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:59Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:58Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:52Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:47Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:41Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:36Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:34Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:29Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:23Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:22Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:13Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:11Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:10Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:09Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:06Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:04Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:00:00Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:59Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:55Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:53Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:42Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:36Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:28Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:22Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:21Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:18Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:17Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:16Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:14Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:12Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:10Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:07Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:06Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:03Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:59:02Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:58Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:57Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:56Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:52Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:45Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:44Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:38Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:34Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:30Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:23Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:22Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:13Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:10Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:07Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:04Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker00:58:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:59Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:58Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker00:57:55Caption #14

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 20 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Yes, there is a reason for this one. Look closely.
<Luminaire> Damn, how long did that take you?
<Kumiho> cool!
<Axolotl> Amazing! mpm wins today's non-contest!
<guyPaulo> HAHA! YES! THIS IS GREAT AND.....

Oh, who am I kidding....can someone please explain this to me?

<3Suns> Read it backwards, guyp.
<guyPaulo> Apparently,.....I'm still an idiot. Kumiho! You've worked with "the wee littles." Explain this to me as you would to a kindergardener.
<Pedro Gonzales> It a palindrome! nice
<Kumiho> It reads the same way forwards as backwards, guyP. And Pedro's right, it's called a palindrome. ...Dear sweet gods, I hope Mort doesn't make Thursday Palindrome Day, I suck hiddeously at them.
<Mort> What an interesting idea...
<ajiav> race car, hannah, race car
<guyPaulo> Alright. I see it on the 1st and 3rd part, but the middle confuses me. Can we go back to feces and/or sex jokes now? My head hurts....
<Kumiho> po' guyP. this is what you get for complaining about boobs, tragety and cute animals. ;)
<Axolotl> Mr Owl ate my metal worm!
<3Suns> read this one umop ap!sdn
<3Suns> So the barely-literate pool owner decided to take 3-day weekends from then on, and made a sign that said "NOW NO SWIMS ON MON". All the kids came to swim, but when they saw the sign, they spun it around the single nail through the center of the sign that fastened it to the tree.
<guyPaulo> YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!! ARGGGHHH!!
<Kumiho> po' guyP. ::gives him a kiss and tucks him into bed:: you'll feel better in the morning.
<ajiav> awesome conversation
<mypalmike> I get very weird and obsessive at about 4AM, which is when I wrote this caption. It turns out to be very difficult to come up with palindromes that match the captions at all. I basically noticed that "super stacks" was kind of like "pussy cats" backwards. The middle was a hack to get the word Noah in there at all.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post