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Most Emailed Photos - 06/20/2004 by mypalmike
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Mandy's super stacks.

A'burn yo hasha on Noah's ahoy'n

Rub, ask cats re: pussy DNA.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Yes, there is a reason for this one. Look closely.
<Luminaire> Damn, how long did that take you?
<Kumiho> cool!
<Axolotl> Amazing! mpm wins today's non-contest!
<guyPaulo> HAHA! YES! THIS IS GREAT AND.....

Oh, who am I kidding....can someone please explain this to me?

<3Suns> Read it backwards, guyp.
<guyPaulo> Apparently,.....I'm still an idiot. Kumiho! You've worked with "the wee littles." Explain this to me as you would to a kindergardener.
<Pedro Gonzales> It a palindrome! nice
<Kumiho> It reads the same way forwards as backwards, guyP. And Pedro's right, it's called a palindrome. ...Dear sweet gods, I hope Mort doesn't make Thursday Palindrome Day, I suck hiddeously at them.
<Mort> What an interesting idea...
<ajiav> race car, hannah, race car
<guyPaulo> Alright. I see it on the 1st and 3rd part, but the middle confuses me. Can we go back to feces and/or sex jokes now? My head hurts....
<Kumiho> po' guyP. this is what you get for complaining about boobs, tragety and cute animals. ;)
<Axolotl> Mr Owl ate my metal worm!
<3Suns> read this one umop ap!sdn
<3Suns> So the barely-literate pool owner decided to take 3-day weekends from then on, and made a sign that said "NOW NO SWIMS ON MON". All the kids came to swim, but when they saw the sign, they spun it around the single nail through the center of the sign that fastened it to the tree.
<guyPaulo> YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!! ARGGGHHH!!
<Kumiho> po' guyP. ::gives him a kiss and tucks him into bed:: you'll feel better in the morning.
<ajiav> awesome conversation
<mypalmike> I get very weird and obsessive at about 4AM, which is when I wrote this caption. It turns out to be very difficult to come up with palindromes that match the captions at all. I basically noticed that "super stacks" was kind of like "pussy cats" backwards. The middle was a hack to get the word Noah in there at all.

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