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Most Emailed Photos - 04/25/2004 by guyPaulo
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While making love last night, my lady-friend and I had a disagreement.

I felt that I was performing like a beefy stud, with rippling muscles, great ambitions, and endless stamina.

She did not concur, and stated that I was like a tiny, smelly primate, franticly humping her in all the wrong places.

I responded that she was a lazy bitch who would roll over on her back for anyone with a pocket full of cash and a heartbeat.

Then she kicked me in the balls and left. F*cking slut.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> 
<Axolotl> Is it crass day already?
<guyPaulo> It was the middle pic of the marmoset humping that chic's finger that set my mind rolling on this one.
<ElvisThePelvis> hehehe...the truth...revealed.

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