While making love last night, my lady-friend and I had a disagreement.
I felt that I was performing like a beefy stud, with rippling muscles, great ambitions, and endless stamina.
She did not concur, and stated that I was like a tiny, smelly primate, franticly humping her in all the wrong places.
I responded that she was a lazy bitch who would roll over on her back for anyone with a pocket full of cash and a heartbeat.
Then she kicked me in the balls and left. F*cking slut.
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