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In bed, she was an animal. She'd lick me all over like I was a big ice cream cone in her hands.

And she was a screamer. Man, the lungs on her - they could bust down a wall. The neighbors would come by and complain, thinking she was shouting into a microphone.

Then why did we break up? Well she wasn't exactly very attractive. You know, she got beat in the face with the ugly stick.
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<Lauren> Even though this has good linkage and is somewhat funny, it makes me sad because it's also mostly true for most relationships men have with women who do not resemble super models. Sad.
<JP> Sorry to hear that, Lauren.

[winces, waiting to be hit with the ugly stick]

Actually, if that were true, why do I see so many ugly couples strolling around in the malls of America?

<Kumiho> The ugly spawn, not breed. I know, I've taught their 'precious' children.

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